is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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