from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
Today I'm judging my level of singleness on a scale of one to eat-a-can-of-frosting. It's not looking good for me.
Ooooh. Get funfetti
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
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