I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
When did angry sex become our thing?
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
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