CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
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