shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one's for Team USA.
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
Randomize
