I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
saw my dad's penis on the x-ray last night. at least his hip wasn't broken
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
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