I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
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Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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