to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
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