I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
No one appreciates an amoeba in a balloon hat.
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
You told my mother that her salad dressing tasted like semen.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
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