HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
Be still, my beating vagina.
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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