Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
Randomize