Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
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