my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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