Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
I was at circle k buying gas and this girl in a papa johns uniform comes up and is like " I've got a bunch of extra pizzas. Large peperoni for $5." then she went to her trunk and pulled one out. It felt like a drug deal for a fat person
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
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