omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
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