i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
You want further proof that God hates me? Okay. We're on the way to the ER. A homeless man stabbed me at the gas station.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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