you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
it's like iHOP with fire
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
Since you haven't talked to me since the rancid whipped cream fiasco, I'm going to assume we are no longer hooking up. But I need my handcuffs back. ASAP.
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
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