Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
Dude, just got a bummer.
What??
A blow job from a homeless chick.
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
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