took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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