I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Randomize
