Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
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