i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
How'd your Tinder date go?
Well, I met his girlfriend...
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
Randomize
