You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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