At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
The dick lei will go down in squad history
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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