How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
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