I can tuck mytits in my pants
I like my sex mixed with concussions.
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
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