Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
Randomize
