you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
Randomize
