do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
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