Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
The girls said some drunk guy in footie pajamas was asking for me when they opened the doors. I thought we agreed you were gonna stay home and microwave me some bacon.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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