as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
Perhaps if I didn't mortify my parents last night with my drunken obnoxious behavior which resulted in the casualty of an entire decorative bathroom shelf which I completely ripped off the wall and left for dead, I would be more than willing to go day drinking.
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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