problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
Randomize
