Got home from the bar at 4am. 100% sober, unlaid. Epic fail or responsible behavior?
Responsible fail?
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
is it fun? or sober?
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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