I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
May the power of my ass compel you!!
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
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