people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
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