either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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