ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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