Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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