the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
Randomize