i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
The owner of this phone is no longer accepting texts from liars, assholes or married men. You figure out which one applies.
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
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