I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
Randomize
