No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
Someone signed my nipple.
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