I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
Randomize
