yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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