He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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