Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
I'm waiting for your stupid pizza and this 400 lb drunk man is behind me singing the acapella version of Elevation by U2
my penis made a compromise with my morals
Two words: nipple clamps
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