This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
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