I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
found a strand of your hair in my car. it's 1 ft 7 inches long
wtf you measured my hair?
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
What changed your mind?
Being sober
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
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