Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
i really appreciated the lovely drunk rendition of whitney houstan's "i wanna dance with somebody" you left on my voicemail.
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
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