Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
you didnt know i had herpes?
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
He ain't mine yet. Gotta have a third date before I pee on him and mark territory.
Oh. Wait. That happened on the second date.
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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