I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
Last night was a blur. All I remember is jizzing in the squeegee bucket at a gas station.
The look on the soccer mom's face was PRICELESS.
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
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