Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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