i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
We just followed a woman home because she looked like Jeff Goldblum. Turns out she lives in a trailer park.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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