I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
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