Found a waterbottle filled with a bloody mary in my purse this morning. Blacked-out me is always trying to help hungover me, it's so cute.
vagina is talking i cant
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
sex in a hospital.. check
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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