i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
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