Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
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