but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
I'm passing your future prison.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
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