At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
I just slapped my cat in the face with my dildo. You were the only one I could tell.
He probs deserved it.
Every good man does.
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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